Valentines Coupons...

Years ago I made these 'coupons' for Brent's birthday, and thought I would share them. They are the most personalized gift I ever gave him. Sorry about the caps- The font I used on the coupons didn't translate into Blogger, and I am simply too lazy to retype them all.

THE GUY MOVIE COUPON

THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR ONE GUY MOVIE, ACTION ADVENTURE, OR ANY MOVIE WITH SUBMARINES. HEATHER WILL ACCOMPANY THE HOLDER OF THIS COUPON WITHOUT COMPLAINT, OR COMMENTS DURING THE FILM ABOUT HOW A WHINEY GUY LIKE BEN AFFLECK SAVING THE WORLD FROM NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION IS AS LIKELY AS DENNIS RODMAN GETTING BAPTIZED.


THE GIRL SHOP COUPON

THIS COUPON CAN BE USED FOR GETTING OUT OF GOING INTO A STORE THAT SELLS ONLY CANDLES, HAIR CLIPS, WIND CHIMES, FIGURINES, MUSIC BOXES, JEWELRY OR PLANTS.


THE YA-YA COUPON
THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR GETTING OUT OF SEEING ONE MOVIE THAT INVOLVES EMOTIONAL DRAMA, SISTERS RENEWING HOPE, WOMEN GETTING TOGETHER TO BURN THE CLOTHES OF A CHEATING MAN, OR THE TRIUMPHANT JOURNEY OF TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS THAT PROVE THAT THOUGH THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, THEY'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER AND NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN THEM.


THE GOOD SLEEP COUPON

THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR ONE BED TIME FREE FROM CONVERSATIONS THAT ANALYZE ANY ASPECTS OF THE MARRIAGE THAT MAY RESULT IN A DISCUSSION LASTING LATE INTO THE NIGHT.
THIS COUPON GOOD ONLY AFTER 9 PM.


THE ONLINE COUPON

THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS OF ONLINE GAMING TIME, WHILE HEATHER CLEANS THE HOUSE AND READS, WITHOUT INTERRUPTING THE GAMER UNLESS IT'S TO OFFER FOOD.


THE BED SHEETS COUPON

THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR ONE WEEK OF TUCKED IN BED SHEETS.
WHEN ACTIVATED, THIS COUPON WILL INSURE THAT HEATHER DOES NOT SLEEP WITH THE COMFORTER BRENT HATES, NOR WILL SHE PULL THE SHEETS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BED AND TUCK THEM UNDER HER FEET LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

You can tell that this gift was from our first year of marriage, because the idea that either of us have the time to play games online, is simply laughable.
And there would be more coupons about getting out of changing exploding diapers.