SIDELINED!

I have been sidelined by my broken toe, the one that I broke in June but neglected to see a doctor after my urgent care x-rays were taken. So it's my fault that it hurts so bad. So now instead of running (aka: trotting at an abnormally slow speed...) I have to use the stationary bike, which, is totally for losers who want to ride a bike but have no where important to be. I hate the stationary bikes. I sweat and pump my legs up the "hill" but it isn't the same. I mean c'mon - if I can read a book while doing it, it isn't real work! I feel like I am cheating or something.